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ernest nichols's avatar

Sir. I'm the smartest motherfucker I know. Literally. Mensa. Worked my way thru college. Passed the CPA exam. Radar air traffic controller. And then I started reading you. When I get the email notice, I stop whatever the fuck I am doing and run and read your article. I skim most articles. I READ your articles. Slowly. Kudos. My idiot country should fire the entire fucking NSA and CIA and hire you. Give you a big tittied secretary and a good corner office with a window.

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fingrinn's avatar

Here's little old me skulking around the internet waiting for the next Simplicious to drop, and then BOOM. Cheers Simplicious you just made my day !

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