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😂 ok. I can assure you with 100% certainty that Sasquatches, Yetis, and Orang Pendeks are real. I’m a top expert on the subject. I even know two people who shot and killed them! And in case you are interested, Sasquatches and Yetis are also relict hominids. They’re people!

Really really weird people but they’re people. I also know a number of people who have seen them and I believe them. One of the dead ones was in US government facility for a while. I know a guy who went to see it! I guess they gave it back because they didn’t own it.

The government knows about them but doesn’t want it getting out. I heard the military had a couple in storage. Sometimes when one gets killed the DIA comes out of to get them. Literal men in black with black helicopters! That’s DIA. I think DARPA might study them too.

I talked to s guy in Indonesia who was looking for the Orang Pendek and he swears they are real. I believe it’s related to Homo floresiensis. A few of those might be around too or else they went extinct 150 years ago.

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Well, you know what the Indonesians say about the orangutans: that they can talk, but hide the fact to avoid being forced to work . I guess this could very well apply to all the apemen, too ;-)

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One of the world’s leading experts on tigers SAW an Orang Pendek. She said she almost fell over. She’s internationally famous and as credible as they come. I’m not sore if Flores Man is still around but I know they were 150 years ago.

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